If I win the Lottery

[Biggie]

If I win the lottery.

1. Gonna take Noway to Vegas to meet some women & buy a new ring.
2. Take Converyor Belt to see Brokeback Mountain again (popcorn included).
3. Buy Mayor Scott an electric razor.
4. Take Aaron, TheDoc, Tommy9854 on my Learjet to find a new USM coach.
5. Help Fairley Bond out.
6. Take Fuzzis to New York to see a hair stylist.
7. Get that girl a new leg.

[fuzzis]

Awwwww...thanks Biggie.

:smt050 :smt050 :smt050

(You know that the ranches aren't in Vegas, right? To find noway a girl, you're going to have to head to Nye county. :-D )

fuzzis

[lamarrebel]

If I won the lottery....

I'd start a vbookie on whether my wife could spend it all and bet all my hub bucks that the answer'd be yes....lmao....ok ppl no phone calls to my house on that one

I'd immediately pay for my church's building project in full and then give my 10 percent.

buy a house for my mom and move her back to Mississippi

buy Noway season football tickets at Ole Miss with gas fare...so he can see some REAL WOMEN worth giving a ring to...lol....(did I mention the word "HOT")

let Hawkeye cut all of my current ties the next time I visit his fine establishment..except my Christian ones

pray daily for wisdom to be a good steward of it

continue the fight for the great causes and issues as I have done for the past several years, but sulk because in the Deep South, I would have likely lost whatever chance I might have had in winning elective office myself.

[Conveyor Belt]

2. Take Converyor Belt to see Brokeback Mountain again (popcorn included)

Wow, I made #2! Hey, no holes in the Popcorn Bucket this time, big guy! *wink* *wink*

[Conveyor Belt]

I'm moving to the moon... or Disney World, whichever is closer...