I might have to start doing this every day lol.
Here's today's:
"Yea, um, I bought a radio from there and I got a lifetime warranty. I'm ova here in Atlanta and they done stole my radio. How I go about gettin anotha radio?"
--You have to buy another radio....
"What about the lifetime warranty?"
--Warranties don't cover theft, sir, that will be under insurance.
"But I got tha insurance, you need my name so you can look it up?"
--We don't sell insurance, it will be your auto insurance.
"Well what tha lifetime warranty is?"
--You have a warranty on your radio for parts and labor, and a warranty from us on the install of the radio. There is no warranty for th--"
Click.
Customer in the store - "He must be damn crazy."


Just another day in my life.